When I met Christopher, I was dating a guy called Michael — they were both at my house for a game night (because I’m COMPLETELY oblivious), Michael said that Christopher “liked me” and I didn’t think so, so I made a $1.50 bet that he’s wrong.

So he wasn’t wrong and Christopher and I got married. I forgot about that bet until today but I’ll still never pay that dude $1.50. I just won’t. But let’s all realize how compleeetely oblivious I am