Dad bought a PARTY SIZE bag of crunchy Cheetos ((i cannot resist )) and we haven’t opened it yet but he keeps teasing me with it. 

I’m laying in my bed in my room and he’s in the kitchen crinkling the bag and yelling that he’s opening it so I’ll scream for him not to. it’s exhausting

BECAUSE ONCE THE BAG IS OPEN ICAN'TCONTROLMYSELF