remember that I sit butt-level – so when someone farts, it's right in my face. and when I know they did it, I close my mouth and my nose (so the fart particles won't get in) but also I think about wanting to shut off my eyeballs and lips (so the fart particles can't stick to). 

Achilles had gas that was killin' us last night. We were in the dark so I tried closing up all those things because no one could see me, so let's imagine how I looked while I did that. everyone just imagine