“Kristin now that you have a full time job you have to stop telling dirty jokes.”
“Kristin now that you have a full time job you have to start shaving your legs.”
“Kristin now that you have a full time job you have to brush your hair.”

three people from the YMCA told me these. MY JOKES AREN’T THAT DIRTY AND MY HAIR DOESN’T LOOK THAT MESSY. gosh