IT TURNS OUT the lotion I’ve been putting on my hands has self-tanner in it (??) so my hands are orange I’m serious. My hands are orange I am almost tan like Douglas. !!
it was Rhonda!! She planted “self-tanning moisturizer” on my bedside table because she “hoped I would use it on my legs because they’re so white.”
WELL, MOM.
good thing I didn’t put it on my face because I would be a pumpkin.
I took a picture but I wonder if it’s too gross