on the way home from the river

Achilles rides in my lap and she made me beep my horn 3 obnoxious times at the car in traffic in front of me. The guy stared at me through his side door window FOR AT LEAST 2 minutes while we sat there. He waved and smiled at me so big and I assume that means he wants to get my number and be my long-term boyfriend so I memorized his license plate number duh (YAP-3246) and tried to drive next to him so he’ll smile at me again. AND HE DID so now we’re dating and I will soon be engaged