The fact: when you're pregnant, your tastebuds change. Things you usually love will taste yucky.

The application: we just went out for hibachi. I got hibachi salmon, which comes with fried rice, which tasted YUCKY and I couldn't eat it. I'm pregnant! I thought about it all dinner and on the way home, I'm excited because I'm pregnant!! then I took a test and I'm not, Christopher told me "the bad chef was working tonight." aaaaand I deflated. I thought the fried rice was going to be my pregnancy story, y'all