Right now on Bumble there are 3 versions of Zac(h)(k) talking to me:

Zack- very excited about my book. He’s cute but I’m more interested in a book sale.

Zach- uses shorthand when he talks (“u” and “r”) so that’s a red flag. He also says “lol” so that’s a deal breaker.

Zack- told me yesterday that he plans on buying a book “this afternoon” and never did. I’m not mad about it but that’s the only reason I’m use Bumble so I need these boys to follow through.