Talking about pregnancy and babies is soOoOo boring, but it’s a super easy topic to talk about for a long time with women I have nothing in common with.

People who think I’m obsessed with getting pregnant because I used this tactic:

- a whole baby shower full of white girls

- my stepsister

- someone I met on set of a movie last week

- and one old man who emails me every week.

I’ve devoted so much time to this conversation already. Please no one talk about babies around me I already know everything