There’s a fly in my bathroom named Louis and I want him dead
People say this will happen but I didn’t think it would apply to a FLY in my BATHROOM: once you give it a name, attachment.
But it did and flies only live about 3 days so I think I’ll be sad when Louis dies. I trap him in my bathroom so I can keep track of him and sometimes I talk to him (WEIRD BUT TRUE).
Two indications: 1. maybe I’m at home too much and need to get out of the house. 2. I might be a crazy person