Two things I don’t like:

1. The term “best friend.” Even if I don’t want to be best friends with the person saying that, it makes me feel on the outside and also like I want to be their best friend just so I can be the best, but I really actually don’t care but it’s a competitiveness thing.

2. When people do something then say “I just do that sometimes” like it’s something that needs to be said and also it seems like you’re bragging. Example: I went to lunch with someone today and he made a joke. I laughed so he said “sometimes I make jokes to make people laugh” and I stopped smiling immeeeediately. Don’t narrarate it if I was there

ok i’m done