My game plan for this season: when there’s a tacky sweater event (already invited to 2, why do people do this), wear a cute or even moderately cute outfit that promises that I’ll be the best looking person there because everyone is dressed intentionally TACKY. I’ll look like I’m not any fun, but why not be cute & no fun, amiright?

I did buy Malachi a RIDICULOUS Christmas outfit, debuting at party #1 tomorrow. Stay tuned, maybe