We told our waitress that tonight at dinner was my Freedom Party, she asked “freedom for what?” and dad told her I’m going to jail tomorrow for murdering someone. She side-looked at the knives on the table HAHA and left. We never set her straight so did she believe us???? I look like a murderer
(I’m not going to jail & i didn’t hurt anyone dw)
Today I got out of the hospital so we’re having another Freedom Day (sushi, Super Target, shrimp tacos, Margarita Monday). Dad told our sushi waitress that it’s Freedom Day because I just got out of jail for dog fighting, so she gave me a free chocolate dessert