Top reasons I’m thankful to be paralyzed in the wintertime, every year:

#1: when I’m lying in bed I can mash my freezing cold hands against my lower abdomen, and not feel the discomfort of the contrast.

#2: as long as I wear a sweatshirt, I can continue to wear dresses all through the cold weather. I look like a LOON, but why would I leave my house during cold weather, anyway???

hehe, see paralysis isn’t so bad