a full bladder sensation woke me up from SLEEP. that’s my most exciting news in 10 years. maybe in my life ?
my body is waking up!
Dad is catching fish, touching them with his hands, then chasing me around trying to get me to smell his fingers
I sit so low that sometimes I can see the roof of people’s mouth/back of their teeth and I had a conversation with someone with a black speck on her back-tooth that drove me CRAZY. – how did it get there? attention, tooth brushers. brush your backs
without killing her I would love to see Achilles’ lungs and intestinal tract. it would be a miniature
well it took almost 10 years for them to come but I have walking-dreams fairly often now. they’re fun and kind of motivating but ultimately not because over and over I have to wake up and realized it was a dream
this morning I was so excited/nervous/uncomfortable about quitting my job that I talked to the Kroger gas attendant about it for minutes even after my tank was full. she recognized the name when I said “Boleman” so now Im scared maybe she’s a client. that would be so tough
I quit my job at Boleman Law, I got a job at Townebank Mortgage, 3 months 19 days until my house is built, and Douglas!EXCITING THINGS ARE HAPPENING THAT I CANNOT DISCLOSE.
these are all good. I only used one exclamation mark, see
recently I have to say goodnight to Dad 20 minutes ahead of time because he started coming in my room for “PLAYTIME” with Achilles that lasts 20 minutes. it is bad
Mom changed her Pinterest board from “My Daughter’s First House” to “My Daughter’s First Hobbit House”
Mom and I measured how big my living room and master bedroom are going to be in my house and she’s saying I’m building a hobbit house. it will be small! she’s calls me a hobbit now
I had a blind friend in college and he gave me a chocolate bar with a Braille word (?) on it at graduation. It was in my refrigerator for 3 years! Mom and I found it tonight and ate it but I told her that Helen Keller was born without ears or a mouth. She said she didn’t but I think she did for a second. I am a champion
also I need to change my url so it’s not on my google results. help
I’m changing my tumblr name to cakeplate. it’s great and now it’s secret