Kris is coming home
Kris is coming home
Kris is coming home
Kris is coming home
Kris is coming home
happiest moments of 2016
right now in my refrigerator:
7 bottles of wine
2 cartons of eggs
and cherries
where do my priorities lie?
I wrote a letter to my favorite author (AUGUSTEN BURROUGHS) and I’m asking him to write a blurb for and/or read my book. It’s a freaking long shot. But that would be the
most
exciting
part of my life
if he responds to me, even with a “no way.”
it probably won’t happen but I WOULD BE a star
There’s something wrong with my right ear (I can hear my heartbeat. Tonitis??) so I have to listen to Beyoncé kind of loud. I mean. I have to it’s not my fault
I wore my Hogwarts pajama shirt in front of Aaron as a test (it’s preeetty ugly on me) and he didn’t say anything. This might be a good sign
two neighborhood kids came to my house (while I was reading on the front porch so I couldn’t hide) trying to sell weird things like Tootsie Rolls to raise money for some charity group. I TRIED to get out of it by telling them about the Personal Property Tax I paid this morning (so expensive) but it was so dumb and I felt weird so I gave them $5 and forgot to get the Tootsies
we went to the Grand Ole Opry! even though country music isn’t great it was A LOT of fun. sup
I’ve never dranken more alcohol/so consecutively in my life than I have in Nashville right now, not even in college. Needless to say, TONS of fun. International Car Wash Show or bust
International Car Wash Convention! This guy is dressed as an exterior car cleaning pad. I LOVE costume characters
The airport is the MOST FUN place to be in a wheelchair. Not for security check in reasons but the floors are like roller coasters. Maybe I’ll get a job at the airport
There are few, special people in the world who can hold these kinds of conversations. This is our only exchange for the past at least 2 months and getting a “?” from him makes me VERY HAPPY
I tried to use my HARSHEST language to prove a point and I thought about it for a long time but all I could come up with was “you treated me like a hinney.” So! I am 8 years old
Elyse is keeping Achilles this weekend while I’m at the beach so I made a list of the names she goes by (+ her favorite squeaker, treats, outside toys. I am a mother). I am very impressed with our list. Seven!!!
Adding “Kirtina” to the list