I’m going through a phase right now where the Baby Bottle Pop jingle is stuck in my head for at least an hour every day.
Maddie held my hand for 4 of 6 minutes of the new Beyoncé music video so why can’t all my friends be like this
SIGNS that I need to slow down (again. ugh) :
I’ve been on 5 dates (different guys) in the past 2 weeks and on 2 of them I forgot their names. Saved by the “hey babe”
I went on a date this weekend, went to the bathroom, realized I wasn’t wearing my right shoe. Looked for it everywhere then and came out to him holding it in the air.
“You left your shoe at the table.”
Hahahaha first impressions
I shout “HI” and “SUP” to birds when I’m on my bike to try to scare them away/make them move and I’m usually good at checking if anyone is around but a man heard watched me do it (~3 times) today and hahaha so confused.
Imagery: a girl and her dog riding down the street on a handcycle yelling “hi” and “what’s up” to seemingly the AIR.
Recently I haven’t been able to go clubs or watch people dancing because I want to do it very badly and it makes me very sad when I can’t in a real way (wheelchair dancing is not a thing). so I started a list of songs that make me feel that way and tonight I added the WOBBLE song (by V.I.C.) to the list. hahahahaha. but really
someone asked me this morning at the doctors office if my high school is closed because of flooding.
so
I had to say
“no, ma’am. I graduated 10 years ago.”
(my body hasn’t grown since 9th grade. not complaining.)
my last day horseback riding (just until Fall) felt like the last day of school
“Keep in touch over the summer, Kristin”
“I’ve enjoyed getting to know you”
“Let me know what happens with the e stim research. Here’s my email address”
BUT I CAN TROT NOW (the horse can and I can stay on his back)
I like to get to dates <10 minutes early so I can sit in my car handicap parking spot (up front) and scope them out first as they go in. But today I TOLD the guy that’s what I’m doing so he’s going to discover me. got too comfortable, told my secrets.
standby
also I’m wearing a sweatshirt and it’s 86° outside. what is this
I had a dream where I found a place on 4th street (?) full of books and that let anyone take all the books they want for free as long as you give them your name and promise to take care of them. When I woke up I was very excited about the store and very sad it was only a dream but then realized it does exist. THE LIBRARY.
my emotions are on rollercoaster this morning
I swiped right on a guy (Bumble) and was very excited about how attractive he is and excited that we matched but
then
he told me the picture isn’t him. It’s Collin Farrell the actor (I thoughtttt he was familiar). such a bummer
my friend told me to tell her know when I’m “having one of your famous parties” and this is the greatest honor. No. Greater. Honor.
I just gave my number to an attractive man at a stoplight shouting out of my window. Who AM I and what happened
a man I’ve dated for 1 week gave me surprise roses today then when I reached for them he said “the next spontaneous gift I give you will be Eucerin hand lotion.” he is a fast learner and also Kristin, ew
I went to the hospital:
to teach a Wheelchair Skills class (?!) and I’ve never seen so many attractive men in one place (working as nurses). Even though I’m wearing a dress and car keys I felt like I had to clarify “I WAS DISCHARGED IN 2005 I’M NOT A PATIENT HERE” so they won’t be afraid to ask me on a date. but still no one did I don’t understand
a gross boy on Bumble asked me to take a picture “aimed lower…to show me what you’re wearing” because I GUESS HE THOUGHT it was going to be something cute or sexy. so I took a headless closeup of my size XL Prudential Residential Mortgage sweatshirt and hahah he just said “ok nice”