I like going to the hospital (JUST VISITING) because they have hand sanitizer everywhere and when no one is looking I rub it on my hands, arms, face, knees. (jk about face but arms and knees yes) Also I get to LEAVE, yaknow
I told chris I’m going to eat his ashes (and Achilles and mom) when he dies and he didn’t call me V CREEPY, so that’s where we’re at in the relationship.
I thought of the saying “ovaries before brovaries” one week ago and I’m still looking for a context to use it in. please set me up
found my context, perfect delivery, even said it twice in case someone didn’t hear the first time. Chris didn’t EVEN CHUCKLE (are we compatible?) (jk we are)
I sit on my front porch with no pants on without hesitation at this point. huh? either I reached a beautiful comfort&confidence, or just reckless. it’s cool tho
Chris brought me a napkin in church “for when you cry” (happy tears. prob twice daily&every Sunday. ugh) so, I’m dating an angel
I thought of the saying “ovaries before brovaries” one week ago and I’m still looking for a context to use it in. please set me up
Every Richmond festival I go to (I go to a lot) is like BUMBLE HEADQUARTERS: I see all the men I’ve matched with, went on a date with, and/or ghosted me. Today is the Taco Festival and it’s HOT and I’m looking HOT (temperature) but it’s fine because boyfriend, right?
when I put too much enthusiasm in talking to Achilles she gets up and WALKS AWAY. she’s a brat but I’m obsessed
I accidentally called Chris “Jeremiah” today but I don’t think he heard me. hahahaha WHO IS JEREMIAH
Thank you, whomever is sending me anonymous and very sweet messages. love you love you.
Also, let’s all say “whom” when referring to the object of a verb or preposition, please. tighten up
every day I wake up and can’t believe I have a real boyfriend and a “good morning” text message and that I get to spend the day with Achilles and it’s so warm outside. I’m just very happy is this post too mushy
Second week of dating a guy and he took off work to book a non-refundable hotel room with me in Asheville, NC for the end of July. what am I dOoOoing.
This is one of them that I invited over to play Sorry, so that was a good plan after all (?!)
invited 2 boys I’ve recently been on dates with to my house at the same time. we’ll sEeEe what happens now
Update: they’re both at my house playing Sorry right now and it’s ok it’s going fine. what is wrong with me
so when it’s dark outside and my cul de sac is asleep, I go outside without clothes on.
what
is
wrong with me? (it was beautiful)
Every 6 months I get Botox on my bladder so every 6 months I get to make the “you wont recognize me after tomorrow” Botox jokes but now all my close friend know my JOKE so it doesn’t WORK anymore. I need new ones (friends, not jokes)
I don’t buy [& hardly eat] sugar things so when I’m in the mood for dessert after a meal I’ve been eating vitafusion women’s gummy vitamins. 😞 Kristin, LIVE A LITTLE. please