Chris thought I was hurt/something wrong when he saw my sleeve but it was just wet from the snot I wiped. I am a lady
I went to my mailbox in my underwear and t shirt (UNNECESSARY RISK) because I thought i wouldn’t get caught but two Nepali women saw me. literally they stopped dead in their tracks and stared
Dating | Guest Blogger Kristin Beale - Blog
I publish all this material about how dating sucks, is hard, not worth it BUT I’m dating an angel and could not possibly be happier. (huh)
But look! GUEST BLOGGER, Superman’s blog
I told Mom I’m not wearing a bra to dinner tonight (at her house, chris is coming) and she talked for 3 minutes about “don’t give up, Kristin. Just because you’re dating someone doesn’t mean you can let yourself go.”
HAHAHA. ok fine
Chris and I are learning sign language so we can talk to each other in secret. cute, or we’ve just used it to say “weiner” and “butt” at parties. (the latter)
we went to a wedding this weekend and I only took one picture and it’s of my knees. ok. BUT CHRIS SAID HE’S IN LOVE WITH ME so do you want me to share the knee picture, or no
I like going to the hospital (JUST VISITING) because they have hand sanitizer everywhere and when no one is looking I rub it on my hands, arms, face, knees. (jk about face but arms and knees yes) Also I get to LEAVE, yaknow
I told chris I’m going to eat his ashes (and Achilles and mom) when he dies and he didn’t call me V CREEPY, so that’s where we’re at in the relationship.
I thought of the saying “ovaries before brovaries” one week ago and I’m still looking for a context to use it in. please set me up
found my context, perfect delivery, even said it twice in case someone didn’t hear the first time. Chris didn’t EVEN CHUCKLE (are we compatible?) (jk we are)
I sit on my front porch with no pants on without hesitation at this point. huh? either I reached a beautiful comfort&confidence, or just reckless. it’s cool tho
Chris brought me a napkin in church “for when you cry” (happy tears. prob twice daily&every Sunday. ugh) so, I’m dating an angel
I thought of the saying “ovaries before brovaries” one week ago and I’m still looking for a context to use it in. please set me up
Every Richmond festival I go to (I go to a lot) is like BUMBLE HEADQUARTERS: I see all the men I’ve matched with, went on a date with, and/or ghosted me. Today is the Taco Festival and it’s HOT and I’m looking HOT (temperature) but it’s fine because boyfriend, right?
when I put too much enthusiasm in talking to Achilles she gets up and WALKS AWAY. she’s a brat but I’m obsessed
I accidentally called Chris “Jeremiah” today but I don’t think he heard me. hahahaha WHO IS JEREMIAH