I had an allergic reaction to a 10-day antibiotic, but I wanted to finish it anyway and now I don’t remember what it’s like to not have itchy red bumps (hives, right?) all over my arm and chest.

I itched so much that it looks like a giant hickey on my chest, so I addressed it with Chris. It HURTS, y’all

I’m on an antibiotic that’s making my body itchy like CRAZY. I’m also meeting a lot of new friends in the morning so I thought how funny would it be if they notice and remember me as the itchy gal? hehehe

Christopher and Malachi went to my in-laws for dinner without me (my choice, it’s ok) and I absolutely feel single again. It’s like I entered another dimension. Me and Achilles are in the house alone, I’m eating popcorn, and watching Netflix. Sounds great, is not great. They’ve been gone for two hours and I am NOT HAPPY as a single woman. why am i so dramatic

Where some (most) (all) people look forward to the weekend because they get to relax and not work, I look forward to the weekend because I get to run out mop/vacuum robot to clean the floors and the dishwasher on Sunday. 

WHO AM I NOW. 

a mama, a homemaker. hehe gross

When I was in the shower I remembered how my ex boyfriend told me(?!) that him and his new girlfriend (AFTER me) like to lick each others butt holes. DODGED A BULLET. what about poop?

When Christopher goes to the gym Malachi and I play a “Wo Can Scream Loudest?” game but I always win. Achilles haaaaates it hehehe

I’ve been adding to a baby name list (For boy and girl) from when we were choosing Malachi’s name for months. I’ve added maaaaybe 15 but keeping it secret from Christopher so he doesn’t know I think about this constantly. Also he’ll just tell me to stop because I’m not even pregnant yet!! But I almost broke last night and said “ What do you think about the name ___(secret!!!)___?” because I love it so much. TBD if I can hold out

I dreamed that I checked out my shopping cart on Temu, which included a pack of 200 colorful gel pens. Is this a SIGN or WHAT. I didn’t buy the pens, but I did buy a dog shirt with 2024 Donald Trump and his face on it for Achilles (no one will yell at her) (someone will pop my tires if I wore that)

We’ve entered a new era of Malachi making fart noises. I say it’s the best, I mean it’s the BEST

We just had pizza for dinner at my in law’s and I didn’t like it so I was feeding it to Malachi - “just the cheesy parts.” Turns out it was undercooked and I was feeding him JUST THE UNDERCOOKED parts hahahaha oopsie

Me, trying so hard to be efficient (~7 minute showers): I would get out, first thing brush my hair, and see bubbles (shampoo/conditioner) in the bristles. So I get back in and do another rinse.

so do I want bubbly hair or an extra $.50 in my pocket?

Can’t buy anything with $.50, anyway. take your time, girl. My showers are ~15 minutes now, proud of it.

Marriage to me recently (at night!!) looks like: retainer, glasses, bonnet.

Christopher and I wear bonnets to bed now. I won’t get over how FUNNY it is

everything about my pms symptoms are the same as my pregnancy symptoms, so I’ve through I’m pregnant 3 months in a row now. It’s a TRIP

Lying in bed at night, I can hear Malachi’s sad cry FAKE in my mind. It’s just a memory but still it makes my eyes water tears. What kind of loony am I??

Among the best feelings in my life: flushing something down the toilet and knowing it’s gone forever, can’t get it back. Q tips, paper, trash, plastic wrappers, malachintried a roll or toilet paper. The lesson: we have septic and (notes to self) that won’t WORK, Kristin, it doesn’t WORK

turns out? disposable razors are for 1-2 time use only?? but I just threw away my disposable razor of 1.5 years. hehehe oops

I’m wearing a long dress today. Now that Malachi can pull to standing, he stands next to me in the morning and eats his yogurt. BUT, HAHA, now that I’m wearing a long dress he can just wipe his yogurt mouth on my knee to clean off. I have yogurt smears and watermelon seeds on my dress from the knees down. !!

The problem with leaving dishes on the counter “because they’re his and I want to see how long it takes him to put them away” is when they’re aaactually mine that I forgot about. He was doing the same thing to me, waiting to see how long it would take. IT TOOK 3 DAYS

I almost drove off the road because I was watching a pile of grass clippings rolling across the road in my rearview mirror. Happy weekend!

I have a bunch of clothes in my closet that I hardly ever wear because I “save them for a special occasion.” But then I so rarely wear them because HAHA I HARDLY leave my house. So today I’m staying home all day (of course I am. It’s great) and wearing my special occasion Michael Jordan t shirt. Apply the same logic to Malachi, and today he’s wearing my favorite lion outfit.

happy Thursday (inside, looking fancy)!!!!