Dark chocolate morsels everywhere: 

on my seat cover (looked like poo but WASN’T); inside the back of my bra near the clasp (?) (found it when I was in bed, I smeared in on my sheets, I had to change them); and in the fork drawer (the only one that kind of almost makes sense).

this reminds me of when the same thing happened during my dried-kale-eating-obsession: there was a piece of kale stuck to my thigh as I was getting out of the shower. how does that even happen?