Before Malachi, I told myself that I won’t talk about his poop in public, to other people, like anyone else cares (I didn’t at ALL). But tonight I caught myself saying “Great! Malachi pooped before lunch today, so its been a good day,” in response to just “hi, how are you”

(when he doesn’t poo-splode in the morning, I’m wait for the ball to drop all day long)

WHO HAVE I BECOME.