someone named Tyler Tansing keeps sending me messages on Facebook (5) asking “hi how is Meg and Pete are doing?”
who is Tyler
who is Meg
who is Pete
still memorizing my office building. I was trying to leave the bathroom area through the door but instead I opened the men’s bathroom door and almost zoomed in. Thanks, someone screamed to/warmed me from behind before I did. close call
Mom keeps pinning “Drought Tolerant” plants to our outdoors Pinterest board and i am offended. She doesn’t think I’ll water my plants. I admitted that I have a Pinterest board
now that I’ve been there 1 week the hardest thing about working at Townebank is calling Dad “Chris”
I REALLY LIKE MY NEW JOB. also I saw my framed-in house for the first time tonight. it is glorious
I sang Sam Smith in the car to mom (I sound just like him) and she waved her hands in the air for me to stop, says I need to lower my voice because I’m alto. but I was born a soprano. now she keeps cutting off my sing
on my last day of work my Boleman employee friends got me a COOKIE CAKE and balloons! Achilles is scared of balloons
the neighborhood developer of my new house won’t allow me to have a blue/turquoise door or any color actually.
what’s
the
point
in building a house if I can’t have a colored door. I ask myself
I found out my high school guidance counselor lives in my neighborhood and I’m treating it like the best thing to ever happen. at this point I could be considered a stalker
The amount of confrontation I have facilitated in the past 2 weeks will last my lifetime and I will never have to confront anyone again
sure sign I’m wearing deodorant:
white streaks on the knee of black pants. and it’s hard to get out/I don’t
Proud of myself because I used the word “bloody” in conversation and it didn’t sound weird.
“handcycling up the bloody hill”