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I am a tape thief!

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having a sedentary desk job makes me realize how so, so uncomfortable I am when I sit down. it is so bad

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http://youtu.be/H_dvWMnLLdU

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sometimes I love my family so much I can’t believe how happy I am. Rhonda Chris Jessica Achilles

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RIP Chloe Ann

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The windows and doors are in! I brought a baby Joe

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Lessons learned recently:

. allow space for hydroplane in rain
. when (if) you nail someone from behind, collect both persons insurance information
. call the police to file a report
. ask for pictures of damage and copy of repair assessment before agreeing to reimbursement cost
. be nice because it might pay off

BUT I HAD A LOT OF FUN IN BALTIMORE LAST WEEKEND.

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whenever Douglas finally says he loves me I have 2 Beyoncé songs I plan to sing (reward or punishment?)
I have been waiting 5 years to sing these songs to someone

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Mom tied my bra on Achilles’ head and she bucked

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I got new front wheels/casters put on my chair! and now they light up SUPER bright. see me comin

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sometimes after weekends away or long days at work I forget I have a boyfriend and live my life as a single woman. but then Douglas does something great like come over or call me! and its like I’ve never been happier

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Mom made Achilles a bed!
HER WIDEST SMILE

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they have the same haircut

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I thought of a name for my son: Cup. Douglas does not approve :(

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update: no monkey. I’m scared Achilles will be jealous, think she is second. Can’t take the chance

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I’m text messaging with a couple of monkey breeders and they ask me

“do you want me to send you pictures?” and one said “hi ;) do you like my monkeys?” , etc.

this feels dirty

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I just emailed a man about purchasing a finger monkey. maybe

but look. he’s fully grown. oh my gosh

I inquired!

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employees at Townebank don’t pee on the toilet seats like employees/clients at Boleman. it’s so relaxing

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the past 3 times I’ve walked into Dad’s office he has been watching the BET channel. i don’t know that’s kind of funny to me

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I clicked on the “Other” link of my Facebook messages and found so many gems I’ve never seen before. I guess Facebook filters spam?

“ hello i cant add you can you add me please garl “

“ Lol hi it’s Zachary from tumblr! I asked if I could add you! :))))“

“ I came across your profile and thought I’d drop you a quick hello. I just wanted to send you some good vibes. Feel free to write back if you like. :)”

too many creepy messages to put in one post/in my inbox.