Diva used to be the first dance I’m going to do when I can dance again (such good choreography) but this is my new goal.
a
little
more fitting since I’m a white girl
Achilles shakes to death every time we’re in the car but tonight I DISCOVERED. She stopped shaking when I turned on Beyonce and she started shaking when I turned it off. For real. all hail the queen
I started calling Achilles “Baby John” this morning and it’s so funny I can’t stop
Now that Achilles has a haircut she looks like a young boy and I started calling her Baby John again. SHE RESPondS to it
she does this when she knows she can’t come with me. and when I pick her up she flops like she has no bones in her body
I show Achilles all of my sweet dance moves but it’s like she doesn’t appreciate any of them
in the conference room with all employees
they told us that my boss was fired today! the room is silent and I accidentally snorted loudly probably one second after the announcement. good work
the Toonces theme song was stuck in my head last night before I went to bed and still this morning. ohhhhhhhhhhhhh my gosh
Beyonce is coming to Baltimore and we just bought tickets. (!!!) I feel like my whole life has been leading to this moment
