my cousin is raising a baby DEER. in a barn, not in a box though. I got to bottle feed him sooo I’m basically a fawn
Also the amount of old people - also all strangers - who GRAB ONTO THE BACK OF my wheelchair to support themselves is insane. so many people. I am not a cane
A [stranger] man walked up to me at a farmers market today and said/yelled at me “WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU?”
nothing is wrong with me what do you mean, loud man.
“WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU? YOUR LEGS” and he points at my legs.
but my instinct was to be so polite and tell him I had a jet ski accident. But Kristin in hindsight would have said “What’s wrong with you, sir?” and kicked dirt in the air and roll into the sunset. if there was one
I saved Beyonce’s head in my refrigerator and it’ll be in there probably for years to come. I’m sorry to those who didn’t get any cake
getting wound care supplies delivered to my front door is like Christmas morning to me now. who have I become
the worst/only bad part about getting out of the hospital is I have to shave my armpits :(
this afternoon Achilles and I fell asleep with our faces 5 inches apart, looking into each other’s eyes until we closed them and fell asleep. it was so romantic
when Mom is with me at the hospital we do puzzles and watch HGTV. when Dad is with me at the hospital, we watch “8 Heads in a Duffel Bag”
the ONLY fun thing about being in the hospital is not shaving my armpits so my hair will grow long. long, beautiful locks of hair.
gross. good thing I only have 4 known followers to gross out, though
I got an email from futureme.org (a website that lets you send an email to yourself in the future) and here it is but I do not remember writing this. Also who is Cleda :
Yesterday in the office, Cleda looked at me and told me I had been losing weight. The diet and exercise is working. I hope that when you read this, your will power and determination to improve your self and become healthy has not faded. I hope a lean, healthy me is reading this now. I hope you’re smiling. Be proud of yourself. Be proud of what you accomplished. Good luck in all your future endeavors. You’ve accomplished your seemingly biggest hardship. Bring it, world.
Mom watches politics with me for 2 hours straight last night so she’s the perfect roommate
I recognize my night nurse from somewhere but she has seen my hinney so many times that I don’t want to draw attention to it