4 days, 3 dates, 3 different men. This is a sport I play
I’ve gotten lazy in telling these guys I’m in a wheelchair before we meet in person. they’re handling it better than I expected so that’s exciting and surprising
within 50 seconds of someone flaking on plans tonight my pants are off, my hair is up, I’m wearing a size large Jimmy Buffett shirt. I LOVE living alone.
having a tight muscle in the middle of my boob (HOW) makes for a kind of uncomfortable/highly painful massage hour. I didn’t know I could be sore there but OMG it’s possible
Elyse bought me a CAKE for the 11 year anniversary of my accident today. and the icing letters are even my favorite color. WOW a great friend I have. I am very happy
I just ordered 500 business cards with just a large picture of Achilles on them. designed them, ordered them, paid for them all in under 5 minutes.
oops my impulse. my late-at-night impulse
somebody please take me seriously
I threw 2 moldy mangos into my garden because maybe the seeds will come out and a mango tree will grow? This is how I garden
I’m late to dinner because I’m sitting in my car taking stupid-face selfies and sending them to a guy I met 20 minutes ago. who am I
I just ordered 500 business cards with just a large picture of Achilles on them. designed them, ordered them, paid for them all in under 5 minutes.
oops my impulse. my late-at-night impulse
After next Monday I’ll have had plastic surgery and Botox. Both of them are medical vs. cosmetic but I still feel pretty cool about it
A gnat got stuck in my car on the way home from the river and it kept running into my window so I swallowed it
sometimes when I’m inside and Achilles is outside I look at the window and catch her standing in front of the glass, staring at me. just standing there. I feel like I’m a lab rat and she’s a scientist observing my behavior or something. it is creepy