Tips for single ladies
Buy Axe deodorant (PUNGENT) and put it on before bed. If you close your eyes and sniff, it might seem like there’s an attractive man lying next to you
Things that annoy me but probably shouldn't:
The new handicap picture. The little man is “in action” to prove that “people in wheelchairs can be active, too.”
Saying “differently abled” instead of “disabled.”
Capitalizing the “a” in disability – disAbility.
Why do people in wheelchairs have to fuss about silly things. And set themselves/everyone in their group even more apart. I want an answer
I renamed a mean physical therapist in my book as Travis, an attractive boy who ghosted me last month.
sweet
sweet
revenge
my next move will be to either birth a child or get an additional dog because young children and dogs will not cancel plans late minute, AMIRIGHT YA’LL
I just sent my FINAL manuscript to the publishing company. (!!) The hardest part of my life is over.
I’m having a hurricane party but as of now there’s only a 55% chance of rain on Saturday night. :(
we saw a truck with a picture of a cartoon cow on it and Dad is yelling “SUCK MY TEETS” and “TEET SUCKER” in the car
tumblr took down a video of Achilles humping a pillow becuase they “don’t allow sexually explicit videos to be uploaded to Tumblr.” ok
it is 6:30pm and I’m wearing the same bun in my hair that I put up to go to bed last night. so this is what long term disability/not going to work for 3.5 months does to me
I told my nurse about my book and she said she can maybe get me a spot to sell them at the National WOUND CONVENTION in Richmond. the wound convention. yes I would be honored to attend
Friends took me out for a CELEBRATION dinner for my book. I am a happy girl
also. that bra strap is driving me crazy.
THEY ACCEPTED ME
1.5 years of querying agents. I can hardly believe this is happening to me right now. dreams do come true, ya know
I was trying to beat my number (3) from last week so I went on 4 dates this week. but tonight I added a twist to make it interesting: I look like a homeless person. We’ll see how this works out