There’s still sand in my wheel from when we went to Florida for Thanksgiving (THAT IS NOT GROSS) so I wonder how long that’ll be there
I’m the kind of creepy neighbor who makes customized magnets and sticks them on mailboxes (a picture of Achilles & Elyse)
I get this rush in my body when I plan parties THAT I IMAGINE is what it feels like to take drugs. (I know nothing about it but I’m guessing) (I am a baby) (but I know a lot of facts about drugs and it sounds similar) (I can’t stop bouncing in my wheelchair)
I DESIGNED AND SUBMITTED THE FRONT COVER OF MY BOOK
I want to show everyone but I think I will show no one. for suspense and stuff
Am I exciting or creepy? I made Buddy a picture book to ask him to go to a party with me tomorrow night. toooooooo much time on my hands
I find the most things to do in my car in the parking lot of my gym before going inside than anywhere else. I can seriously sit here for an hour doing “important” tasks on my phone, also procrastinating workout.
Like making this Tumblr post. It was very important and took 2 minutes to make. Very rewarding
I was about to use the word “cahoots” in a text message to Godwin but I caught myself just in time. Wow close call
My “On This Day” entry from Facebook is a status I made in 2011 that says
“obliques are the center of the universe”
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I started an Instagram but thankfully I was able to put a picture of Achilles’ lips as my first post. Follow me I’m off to a good start
the Baby Bottle Pop theme song is in my head and it is preventing me from falling asleep tonight
now I have 9 candles that I light when I eat meals and take showers at my house, alone. you know! romantic. no boyfriend in sight
sometimes when I’m lying in bed in the morning I decide to get up because of adult multivitamin gummies. I’ll buy some for everyone who doesn’t have them for Christmas seriously