I tried to practice winking while I was driving but had to stop because I close both of my eyes. BOTH OF MY EYES. somebody teach me
I accidentally told Mom that I’ll eat her ashes after she dies (cremated) so she’ll “be with me forever.” Is this a) THE CREEPIEST or b) very sweet
No matter how well this man works out ( I hope it’s well), I decided that there’s no reason to ever compromise on getting “good morning” texts in the mornings. (kinda silly but they’re the BEST)
7 people SEVEN PEOPLE waved at me, 2 of them stopped for conversation today while I was riding my handcycle (usually I’m ignored). This made me happy.
I think it’s because I wasn’t wearing a shirt but I can’t be sure? or are people just v friendly
I bought pesto at a farmers market last week and it’s VERY GOOD but I found a hair in it during dinner and ate it anyway. Does that speak to how delicious pesto is or how gross I am?
I’m helping tutor (for free. what is that about) a girl in my neighborhood in her Medical Terminology college class and I am THRILLED. She just got an assignment on diseases and I want to do it for her but she said no
at the Olympic Training Center all week so why even pack mascara, right? WHY would I EVER wear it here?
An attractive Olympian (basketball) learned my name and is coming to see us fence and also knows how much I love Beyoncé. There’s thinking ahead, yeah?
Publisher’s Weekly wrote a review of Date Me (this is a big deal) AND IT WAS positive. Check it out! https://www.publishersweekly.com/978-1-68350-881-6 . And also check out the book at www.kristinbeale.com (you know I can’t make a post without including my website).
Achilles is in her birthday outfit, 9 days early but this is special circumstance.
I’ve always been scared of (? kinda) leaving my house without realizing i don’t have pants on and today on the way to a baseball game
I DID IT. it was funny only because I hadn’t left my driveway yet though. This feels like a SCI initiation phase
Is it very gross or very thrifty that I picked up to save a pair of socks from the middle of the street while I was riding my bike?? I will wash them of course but I’m excited about how soft and black they are. I used them to wipe my nose while I was riding so that’s definitely very gross.
a man in a lawn asked me mid-ride “how are you doing?” and I misinterpreted that he REALLY WANTED TO KNOW. So I said all the adjectives
“Hot. Tired. Feeling good about myself. Literate. Employed” until he said “heh” and turned around. Hahahaha he just stared at me so I kept going. it was so stup
I told Mom I didn’t want to drink wine tonight “because I might be pregnant” and she just giggled, handed me a bottle of water.
(100% I’m definitely not pregnant) but this was a good test for the future
baby’s first rebellion
I get paid by the hour and don’t clock out when I go to the bathroom (duh. maybe?). sooo I’m getting paid to pee. it’s a rush
Now that I’ve learned Achilles’ pillow positioning, I see that all the couch and bed pillows in my house are post-humped
I found a beetle on my neck (ew) and put him on the table so I can let him outside when I get up. He flipped himself over so i was letting him lay there (clawing at the air) until I finish my chapter but then I looked over and he TOOK HIS LEG OFF. I am so sorry
My new dollar store toothpaste (Colgate though) is blue and when I spit it out, it’s my favorite color turquoise. feels like present from God
after 2 years of living in my house alone I’ve finally done the two most EXCITING things about living alone. Why has it taken me so long.
1. Eat food after I brush my teeth and after dinnertime hours. we’re talking grapes, chips, and a piece of pizza. it was exhilarating. why have I never broken this barrier.
2. Sleep in bed without wearing a full pajama outfit. why have I been wearing so many garments to sleep.
so many questions, no question marks