We just went to Diamonds Direct and bought wedding bands(!!!) and I was nervous being around that much money so I kept making bad/nervous jokes. But the man who worked there said I have a good sense of humor hahaha. My jokes were so bad I was nervous

Note: my hand on her boob, and Achilles’ face. There’s a lot going on in this one

If one more person explains to me what the word “asymptomatic” means, I’m gonna punch

New Years 2021 is aaalmost too good to be true

There’s a small, black dot of under-skin blood in the middle of my thumb that I’ve grown to love and will miss dearly (dearly) when it goes away. Next tattoo idea? I’m serious

attn: sleepy joe

one of the [hundreds of] benefits of being in a wheelchair is that it’s okay for me to wear only socks everywhere.

Merry Christmas!!!! I was gifted a lot of socks this year

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This year’s Christmas picture (HAHA). She’s perfect aaaand terrified

clocking in at $400 spent on Christmas presents this year so far. It’s my favorite holiday, clearly, but goooood heavens

Unofficial holiday pictures, official first Christmas tree pictures as a COUPLE, an engaged couple. Zoom on Achilles’ face

Lately I’ve been waking up at 2, 3am to go to the bathroom (ugh) and Chris is sleeping next to me like a silent angel (no snoring, praise Jesus) and it’s HARD to not wake him up because i want to say hi

I’m EXCITED to have babies (said me, never. But we talked about it tonight and I feel it). who am I

Chris left on Friday morning to go camping until Monday night and I forgot what his voice sounds like by Friday evening. Now it’s Monday morning and I hardly remember what he looks like. what does this mean

I Googled, I diagnosed Achilles with a skin disease, then I cried for an hour. TURNS OUT she only had clogged hinney glands, so this day has been a roooooooller coaster. i’m ok i’m ok

Achilles eats uncooked noodles as treats. times aren’t even that tight

I did this whole interview (for Christian Writers Bookshop) with my bra hanging in the background. Hahahahaha perfect (?!)

I just met with (Zoomed with) a girl with a new spinal cord injury who is at a NEW and BEAUTIFUL hospital that I toured/modeled for their advertising. She told me she was there and my first question to this poor girl was “are you LOVING that hospital, isn’t it great??”

She said she isn’t, realizes I’m an absolute loony, and might never hear from her again. it’s ok

I trained Chris to call breakfast “brekky”

He turned 29, she turned eight. I love her so much and she’s getting older (same with him)