Chris and I both wear ear plugs now (Achilles smacks her lips too loud) and we talk before we go to bed but I can feel that I’m scream-talking at him so he must be scream-talking back to me. just imagine
Today I’m wearing my dads old shirt (it’s just blue and has the Superman “S” on the front) and he saw it, told me it’s from when he was in FIFTH GRADE. So I’m wearing Dad’s elementary school clothes cool cool cool
Achilles just started doing something cool. If we don’t clean up the cats turd from the litter box right away, she gets it out for us and puts it in the middle of my bedroom rug. Just letting us know!
The trailer for episode 1 of Date Me is OUT. Full episode link to come, in February, you have to wait
We also bought all new silverware so - and I’m not kidding - I laid awake excited about our new spoons. who am I
I’ve achieved something? I love my work so much that I dread the weekends now. Like, I dread them. I get bored and can’t wait for Monday morning.
I bought an iPad Pro to try reverse that and it comes today (literally losing sleep over my excitement) so maybe that’ll help. Also, no money left
I drank carbonation (carbonated water) for the first time in maybe 15 years, and I couldn’t belieeve how my body was acting: BURPIN, FARTIN (jk jk), and HICCUPIN (also my nose is burning and I’m shaking. it’s normal?). I drank it at a business meeting, so I had to hide it all. so funny
Something I’ve learned —
allll I want is a “thank you.” I can fold a load of laundry, empty dishwasher, and vacuum the floors and alllll I want us a “thank you” and I’m fully satisfied. it’s so easy. why don’t people
I started counting calories (because Chris is doing it and also it feels right when my wedding is in 4 months) and it is SO MUCH FUN. (to see how malnourished I actually am, but it’s ok)
We just went to Diamonds Direct and bought wedding bands(!!!) and I was nervous being around that much money so I kept making bad/nervous jokes. But the man who worked there said I have a good sense of humor hahaha. My jokes were so bad I was nervous
There’s a small, black dot of under-skin blood in the middle of my thumb that I’ve grown to love and will miss dearly (dearly) when it goes away. Next tattoo idea? I’m serious
one of the [hundreds of] benefits of being in a wheelchair is that it’s okay for me to wear only socks everywhere.
Merry Christmas!!!! I was gifted a lot of socks this year
