I thought Christopher was bringing the romance underneath the bed sheets but then I realized that he farted and was hot-boxing me. Welcome to marriage, girl
We’ve slept like 10 hours since Thursday, but we just got to Boston for honeymoon and rented a Cadillac. Marriage is pretty sweet so far
I started writing my vows to Christopher in March, he proposed in May, and I got to read them to him YESTERDAY.
Note: my hideous camo blanket in the background, and my fancy plexiglass frame (he has one too don’t worry)
Here my justification for buying 6 new shirts before I got out of bed this morning. So many new clothes recently stoooop me
I have 3 options for wedding night underwear:
1. Plain white underwear (boring)
2. Underwear with a giant squirrel face on them including pop out ears
3. or, underwear that says “got the toots” on the butt. These are my favorite but they’re $13 but I might still do it
***best $13 I’ve spent
(I bought 1 and 3, but I’ll only wear 3. let’s be real)
Ever since I was 16 years old I’ve prayed to God that my face won’t break out on my wedding day, seriously I have. NOWS THE TIME TO DELIVER. so far so good will send updates
I have 3 options for wedding night underwear:
1. Plain white underwear (boring)
2. Underwear with a giant squirrel face on them including pop out ears
3. or, underwear that says “got the toots” on the butt. These are my favorite but they’re $13 but I might still do it
I got the vaccine so I’m sick today and Chris just made me a fruit plate. I can’t belieeeeeeeeve I get to marry this guy. I can’t believe my luck
Dad wants our first dance to be The Climb by Hannah Montana. My father is a 13 year old girl from 2008
All day I’ve been reintroducing myself to Achilles as Patrick. Alsoooooo I’m getting married in 19 days. There’s finally a “1” in the number!!!
All winter I’ve been playing a game with Christopher/really only myself that I try to wipe the snot from my nose on my sleeve without him seeing. Not sure if he has caught me yet and I don’t wanna ask. I’ll never 🎶 grow up. I’ll never 🎶 grow up
[I’m nooooooooot pregnant, but] when I shop for clothes now, I keep thinking “will I be able to wear this when I get [baby] fat?” So I just bought 3 new shirts that I can wear when I’m fatter. Economical!
I’ve been writing my vows since before Christopher proposed to me and I just finisheddddd. He’s not home so I’ve read them aloud many times so I can memorize them and also not cry while I read them at our wedding. I’ve done nothing productive except eat and finish my vows all weekend but ARENT WE proud of me!!
Chris is at his bachelor party this weekend, so I have no accountability:
· just bought 5 shirts that I DON’T NEED (we’re getting married & building a house. stop spending money, girl)
· skipped dinner (yeeeees finally)
· mailed a wedding invitation to Mila Kunis, Kevin Jonas, and Kenny Loggins. (it’s worth a shot?) I used to know Kevin, so he’s the only one with potential. don’t say I didn’t try
· I’m going to try to stay up past 11 tonight!!!!
Notice: all of the ballpoint pens at my office desk have been used to get food out of my teeth at some point
a Dunkin Donuts just opened by our house so i surprise Chris with donuts sometimes, Chris surprises me with donuts sometimes. It’s a cute but very unhealthy thing we do to show our love