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Every time I spend time around other children&parents, I feel nervous? that’s not the word. Self-aware in a negative way? kinda closer. 

When I try a baby voice, I sound like a devil possession so I’m not doing that. I also just don’t care about things kids are doing, like acting interested in things that aren’t interesting and asking questions about dumb things. Also just watching a kid do nothing interesting all afternoons sounds so boring to me. Maybe this’ll all change and it’ll come naturally when I have my own, but right now it’s intimidating to be around other good moms. If anyone is reading this, pls send comfort. 

(DO I HAVE TO TALK HIGH PITCHED TO A KID OR CAN I JUST BE NORMAL) 1.5 months until bby comes, I’m feelin this today

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Christopher says he always knows when I wake up in the morning because I make a noise when I wake up. “like an animal”  ?!? hahaha stay tuned

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I’m proud to say I made it 31 weeks, but the mother/pregnancy/ridiculous emotions started this morning. 

1. Looking into Achilles eyes. Her life is so perfect right now, but what if she isn’t as happy with a baby? Christopher says she’s going to help us raise him, but what if she’d rather not?

2. Unboxing a bottle set. I cut my finger and it hurt, but I cried because I’m going to have a SMALL little boy drinking from it. It’s mind-blowing

I’m crying as I’m writing this, ok

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I’m in my third trimester so my belly is GROWIN’(!), means I can’t fit in my old clothes anymore. Maternity shirts all have scrunches on the side (to allow for growing belly) and Christopher calls them my “nightclub shirts.” I’m clubbin’! for 2 only more months, holyyy smokes

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We toured the hospital where I’m giving birth today and it’s like I’m more excited about 24/7 room-serviced unlimited food for Chris and I than I am for a baby. (jk I’m excited about both) but that hospital is a resort. Admit me, pls

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BIG NEWS. Wide Awake is comin’.

preorder! preorder!

also that screenshot hahah. it’s perfect

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My newest and biggest annoying thing people do: saying “aww” in response to something good, sad, bad, happy. 

I’m withholding telling this lady good news because I don’t want her to say it.

 I can’t hide that I’m pregnant anymore so the first thing when she saw my belly was “awww”

“How are you?” if I say good, “aww” and if I say bad, “aww.'“ I can’t win

I was with her for 1.5 hours today, she said “aww” 21 times

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I had a dream (nightmare? fantasy?) that I touched my stomach under the covers and my belly was ~6 inches bigger. Then when I woke up it wasn’t, and I felt SKINNY (I’m not, at all). Pregnant belly is SO FAR, fun

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The best part of a pregnant belly is it’s a perfect shelf for mixed nuts and chips when I’m loungin’ on the sofa

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it’s amazing that I can be single with no sleep problems for 30 years of my life but now that I’m married, all the sudden I have a hard time falling asleep without Christopher in bed next to me. IS THIS LOVE or an annoying quirk

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Combination of being stubborn and being pregnant: I keep bending over to dry my hair, I keep throwing up in my mouth. But it’s ok my hair has volume

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The amount of SNACKS I eat these days is RIDICULOUS. 

mostly fruit 

(but I’m not having a girl) (that’s a wives tale that I 100% believed & is 100% not true)

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Today when I was rolling around my house with my phone in my lap, my BELLY sent a TEXT MESSAGE. Can’t deny my pregnancy chunk anymore (it’s so fun)

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The further I get into my pregnancy, the more I learn how tolerant and not even alarmed contractors are when I answer the door in my t-shirt and underwater. They don’t even flinch. I’ve wasted much effort getting dressed for these people, but there’s really no need to

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At this point in my life, why would I EVER wear a bra with underwire again? “amen” if you agree with me.

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There’s regular granola, then there’s peanut butter clusters that are so good you’ll eat it after it falls to the ground and your dog licks it. As for me, I eat the peanut butter clusters (gross? it’s ok)

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Day 3 of having the theme song for an at-home colon cancer test in my head. It’s so catchy, it’s SO annoying. Literally keeping me awake at night

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I had a dream that someone out all my clothes hangers too high for me to reach. When I woke up I went to my closet to check because I don’t know I guess that was a nightmare to a girl in a wheelchair

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I gasped in my sleep last night and woke up Christopher. When he asked what’s wrong I told him it was a dream, but I didn’t tell him in my dream I was shopping a sale at Old Navy(?). I was buying “after bed bored clothes.” Like pajamas after you take off your pajamas

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I told someone that my body feels like a stubbed toe at the end of the day and no analogy has BEEN more ACCURATE

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